You Know You Want It
BoneCraft: Somewhere In Some Galaxy is D-Dub Software's attempt and making a WoW porn game. They have made other quality games like BoneTown, and Tiger Woods Affair Tour 2010. I would go through the story explanation in my own words but it really doesn't do it justice compared to the wonderful description D-Dub has posted themselves, take it away boys!
"Somewhere, in some galaxy, a peaceful land of orcs and elves is about to be torn apart.
A mighty spacecraft hurtles through the sky, filled with invaders from a planet far away. They call themselves the Good Ol' Boys, but the elves fear nothing good will come of their visit. These drunken space marines are about to discover that the planet harbors the most precious commodity in the universe: elf pussy.
Can the elves vanquish this new enemy before they discover the secret elf brothels? Will the horny orcs be able to resist the charms of their sexy elf neighbors? And how will they defeat the most frightening enemy of all?"
Wow.... so yeah the graphics will probably be terrible, it will be close to unplayable BUT ITS INTERACTIVE ELF SEX. I would like to take this time to congratulate myself and this blog for taking any respectability we may have had and thrown it through the window for it to fall to it's untimely death.
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