A Little Hump Day Help

It's the middle of the week, you need to pass time, but dammit to hell there just ain't nothing interesting to read/watch/jerk off to. So here are a few things to help you pass time. My gift to you!

Let's kick this shindig off with a look at the most quotable one liner of them all Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger.








Pretty entertaining huh? I bet you feel better already. I won't post part 2 but the video does give you a link to it if you wanna continue your Ahnold bananza.

Next up is a wonderful collection of tax evader Hollywood actor Nick Cage's craziest moments.




I sure hope the bees didn't get into your eyes because now we move onto movie trailers. Nothing exceptionally spectacular but 2 that you will find to be pretty entertaining. First up is the Red Band trailer for The Mechanic starring Jason Statham. What you would expect from Statham with the violence toned up. Looks like it has potential to be a good mindless bloodfest.



Has potential right? I am on a roll here! I've made you laugh, I've made you pity the mental decline of a still shitty actor, and I've given you blood and violence! How can I top that? Well with a pot smoking alien voiced by Seth Rogen as he becomes buddies with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. It's a comedy called Paul. Enjoy





Finally I need to bring you back to reality with these last two trailers. The world is not all rainbows and sunshine. Its a dark, cruel place filled with crime, high unemployment rates, double doses of Focker, TNA Wrestling, and Unnecessary movie sequels. BEHOLD! BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 3!




You thought I was joking didn't you? Well it only gets slightly better with Drive Angry 3D. How is this better? Well... the movie looks terrible... but the movie also looks self aware of it's shittiness. Nicholas Cage is in hell (no really... he's dead) and after the murder of his daughter he escapes hell... to avenge his daughter... and protect his grandaughter. It's a Nick Cage film in 3D... what the hell else did you expect.




This has the "So bad it's good" potential. Definitely not something to pay 10 bucks for but maybe a matinee when you just want to see something so off the wall and brainless that all shortcomings can be forgiven. Hope this has helped you along your Mid week blues. We now return to our regularly scheduled Nerd blog.